Thursday, February 21, 2008

I'm in the Business of Misery

So, let us take it from the top. Amanda came back to me today looking for some fun. Although appealing, I don't think so. I tried to talk to her about her decision, she must face the consquences. She called me cold... told me everyone makes bad choices, I told her to learn from it. I agree with her, I'm cold, I have no feelings... I'm a medical student... we have no feelings, deal with it. Just because you wanted to sleep around and just got denied, don't bitch. Caleigh, on the other hand... damn. I'll finish my lyrics with shes got a body like an hourglass. That one stand stand grew into something so much more. It has turned into a little obssession... she makes me feel different, it's hard to explain. Her sexy punky style is new to me, but damn...shes sexy. Her long platnium hair extends past her shoulders, with jet black streaks that captivates you. When I look into her bright blue eyes, they scream FUCK ME. It's a bit graphic, I know... but its a new feeling for the both of us. She'll wear a sexy tight tee-shirt with a band name slashed across the front of it, and a nice short skirt (short enough not to be declared a whore). She has one piercing that drives me crazy for her, it's on the right side of have bottom lip. Oh god does it make life fun. I'm attracted, let's see if I can fall in love with her personality.

While we are speaking of the business of misery, today has been a day of losses. We had another case of an anyuerism (this time of the brain) , but when she arrived to the hospital she was already pronounced dead. We had three drug-related deaths because of tainted heroin. The heroin is laced with a drug called Fentanyl. Fentanyl is a narcotic pain killer, its extremely powerful and extremely addictive. Mixing both the most dangerous drug and one of the most dangerous prescription drugs is not a good idea. Abusers of Fentanyl suffer from respitory problems which inevitably lead to their death.

Apart from the druggies, we had "Lois" a 42-year-old woman admitted for breaking seven bones. She broke both of her radiuses, both femurs, a vertabre, and her pelvis. Do you know how Lois broke all these bones? She fell off of her roof... onto her concrete patio. What was Lois doing on her roof? She claims she was adjusting her satellite. I think one of the most fun things to do in the emergency is help set bones. Its so painful for the patient but the feeling of shifting a bone back into place is awesome. Poor Lois has a long road to recovery.

The last significant patient was "Jasmine" who is an 18-year-old girl who was brought in because she poked herself in the eye with her eyeliner. Let me tell you, this was night a pretty sight. GIRLS, DO NOT DO YOUR MAKEUP IN THE CAR, PLEASE. The eyeliner pencil was lodged literally in her eye, we had to remove it and address the wound. She then had to be sent away for visual eye surgery where she will hopefully be able to see again. The damage to her eye wasn't extreme, she'll probably end up with some scarring.

It was a pretty busy day, I mean it's not that much work, especially when I'm in the Business of Misery.

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