And You're, You're... Addicted to the Drug of Lust

Today was an interesting day; we had probably one of the most interesting and funniest cases that I have ever seen. There is nothing more hilarious than when someone comes into the emergency room with a sex related trauma. I give them kudos for their ability to show their faces once their abnormal crazy fetish has gone wrong. However, there is still nothing funnier when you have a staff holding their breath to try to keep themselves from laughing.

So, on the discussion on the addiction of lust, we have "Aiden" a 22-year-old with a penile trauma. He complains that after the "incident" he was unable to urinate, and suffered acute pain and swelling. We asked him how he suffered from this trauma, since it clearly did happen today. He told us he "slipped" out during intercourse, and it caused the trauma. When someone suffers from blunt penile trauma, you hear a loud "crack" followed by the penis quickly becoming flaccid, and then becoming discolored and swelling. Ready to hear how Aiden really got blunt penile trauma? Aiden has a disorder called Satyriasis, what is Satyriasis? Satyriasis is an addiction to sex. You may know the addiction of sex known as nymphomania, but it differs between men and women. Any who, back to our friend Aiden. Aiden and his girlfriend "Porsche" (Please, tell me, does that scream stripper to you?) are active, sexually. So, this is where the story gets funny and very NSFW. So, haha, every Monday is what they called Masturbation Monday. Okay, that alone is hilarious to me. Aiden came in at 6 am, about 6-7 hours after he experienced his trauma. He received his trauma from his couch. He gave details... but I just can't relay them... it's very TOO much information for our ears. But... whenever you sit on someone's couch, always keep in mind what was between those cushions. Aiden decided to go further in discussion to tell us about how they have a different day for different fetishes. After he was booked for surgery, he was also booked for psychological counseling.